Disclaimer, Opinion Statement & Indemnification

The Short Version

yourwebsite.sucks is an automated website-analysis tool. Our name and our reports are deliberately blunt, but everything we publish is either (a) a measurable, verifiable fact drawn from publicly available data about a website, or (b) our good-faith opinion and commentary based on those facts and on widely accepted web best practices. Nothing we produce is intended as, or should be read as, a statement about the honesty, character, competence, or professional ability of any person, developer, agency, or business.

Opinion & Editorial Content

The brand name “yourwebsite.sucks,” our verdicts, grades, scores, headlines, and any colorful or critical language in our reports are expressions of opinion, rhetorical hyperbole, and editorial commentary. They are not assertions of objective fact about any individual or company. A low score or a critical remark reflects our assessment of a website’s technical characteristics measured against current standards — it is not a claim that the site’s owner, builder, or anyone associated with it is incompetent, dishonest, or “bad” at their work.

Reasonable people can disagree about opinions, and we welcome that. If you believe a factual data point in a report is inaccurate, contact us and we will review it promptly.

Automated Analysis — What the Findings Are (and Aren’t)

• Reports are generated by automated tools (including our own crawler and Google PageSpeed Insights) that inspect publicly available information about a website.
• Results are a point-in-time snapshot. A website can change at any moment; a finding may no longer apply minutes after a scan.
• Automated detection is not perfect. Platform/technology identification, scores, and findings may contain errors, false positives, or omissions.
• Naming a platform, host, plugin, or vendor (for example, identifying that a site runs on a particular website builder) is neutral factual identification, not a criticism or disparagement of that third party or its products.
• We make no guarantee of any specific search ranking, traffic, conversion, revenue, or business outcome. What you do with a report is your decision.

No Professional Advice

Our reports are informational and do not constitute legal, financial, security, or other professional advice, and do not create any professional or fiduciary relationship. Before acting on any recommendation, consult a qualified professional of your choosing.

Your Responsibilities & Indemnification

By submitting a URL or using our reports, you represent and agree that:

• You own the website you submit, or you have permission to have it analyzed. You will not submit URLs to harass, defame, or harm anyone.
• You are responsible for how you use, interpret, publish, or share any report — including any report about a website you do not own.
• You will not present our opinions as objective statements of fact, alter our reports to change their meaning, or use them to make false or misleading claims about any person or business.

To the fullest extent permitted by law, you agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless yourwebsite.sucks, its owner, operators, and affiliates from and against any and all claims, demands, damages, liabilities, losses, costs, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising out of or related to: (a) your submission of any URL; (b) your use, publication, or sharing of any report or its contents; or (c) your violation of these terms or of any third party’s rights.

Limitation of Liability

Everything on this site and in our reports is provided on an “as-is” and “as-available” basis, without warranties of any kind, express or implied. To the fullest extent permitted by law, yourwebsite.sucks and its owner are not liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or for any decisions you or anyone else makes based on a report. Where liability cannot be excluded, it is limited to the amount you paid us (if any) for the report in question.

Requests & Corrections

If you are a website owner and would like your site excluded from future scans, or you want to flag a factual inaccuracy, email us and we’ll handle it. Reach us at yourwebsite.sucks/contact.